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Post by Detroit What on Nov 6, 2004 11:50:26 GMT
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Post by Rick Ship on Nov 22, 2004 12:18:05 GMT
A performance of stunning glamour and poise OR distracting Jay-Z with a monkey noise? Doing this essay and getting a grade OR screaming in a crematorium "BOY! I gots to get PAID!"? 4000 words in just a weeks time OR coming on here and writing pointless rhymes? oh dear
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Brian 4 goals Deane
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Post by Brian 4 goals Deane on Nov 22, 2004 12:34:36 GMT
Can I get a beesey, beesey be you? OR Unceramoniously burning a jew?
*I'm no Nazi, I love Jews, it just rhymed
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Post by Jed Collick on Nov 23, 2004 12:37:46 GMT
A party in the park with those scamps from U2 OR buying child porn with the guy from The Who?
yikes!
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breezes
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Post by breezes on May 1, 2005 18:20:15 GMT
sorry but i am ultra bored whilst you lot are swanning off to gigs im still in front of a bloody compo, on a bank holiday!!
anyway as you can probably tell im v.v.v bored as i found this thread again which i cant stop laughing at now, this one is genius whoever put it,
'Issuing an ASBO to an estate born teen OR Employing a lookalike of a pre-death James Dean'
is it suggesting that there are look alikes of after death James Dean? haha, what an industry that would be to be in,
"what job do you do?" "erm....im a lookalike" "oh yeh, how did you get into that?" "well ever since ive been young people have been coming up to me in the street telling me i bare an uncanny resemblance to James Deans car crash mangled corpse....i get mistaken ALL the time"
i think i better get back to my work
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Post by Admiral K on May 2, 2005 0:47:20 GMT
I'm also relxing in front of a computer while my friends and associates brew around having fun. its a real negative-blast. U doing your dissertation binks? I've just got past my 12'000 word mark. still a way to go though..plus what ive written so far is shit.
good luck dude
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Post by Dr Rebecca Arms on May 2, 2005 0:53:52 GMT
Polishing this essay to a burnished sheen OR smashing my head through the monitor screen?
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Shuffles OBrailliantbox
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Post by Shuffles OBrailliantbox on Dec 11, 2006 14:17:34 GMT
A thread so good, it needs to be ressurected...
Appeasing G. Barn with promises of porno, Or crippling a peasant in the Italian Mezzogiorno?
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Post by shuffston on Dec 11, 2006 14:52:09 GMT
Making Mr. Robinson slightly annoyed, Or ruining the jukebox with some crusty Pink Floyd?
Discussing adoption to annoy Chris Lidg. Or vaulting a tramp on the old Charles Bridge?
o.k. I'm done now.
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Post by Spindos Dengler on Dec 11, 2006 17:07:46 GMT
Praising a rapper with 'yo nig-nog, this shit be dope,' or running through the streets of Liverpool shouting 'Bulger for Pope!'
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Post by dregs on Dec 13, 2006 15:55:04 GMT
This thread is the reason why this forum used to be so good. If only we could resurrect it's dying embers...
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