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Post by Dr Rebecca Sh on Oct 28, 2004 15:26:20 GMT
Dining with Kleberson on pancakes and truffles OR begging for mercy in a voice thats been muffled?
Break UN sanctions on Angloa and France OR scream at Stephen Hawking "come on fucker DANCE"?
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Post by Benny Keveritt on Oct 28, 2004 15:49:42 GMT
Being George Bush and having a hard on or pretending that you haven't found Osama Bin Laden.
Not fouling anyone at football when yer a boy or being ROOD VAN NISTELROOY.
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Post by Dr Alimantado on Oct 28, 2004 17:11:29 GMT
Buying a childrens ward a kidney dialysis machine OR Smoking sativa with stolen paintings of the Queen
Holding an AIDS fundraiser hosted by Eric Djemba Djemba OR Gunning down their immune systems with a strain of influenza
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Post by Condublasney Piper on Oct 28, 2004 18:41:01 GMT
Leaving a nutty trail for a squirrel to find OR Examining Barrymore's victims' protruded behind
Catching an airplane to Florida, possibly Orlando OR Taking the Daz Doorstep Challenge with the late Jill Dando
Heckling a silly young leftie with your un-PC views OR Using a Dwarf as a footrest whilst watching the news
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Post by Big Chief Icarus Macintyre on Oct 29, 2004 9:36:13 GMT
HOW! Here be um choices of stereotyped native american redman. enjoy OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO! Fly like eagle OR mulitate um beagle? Open Casino and make it tax free OR kill all the cowboys while dancing with glee? Sit round campfire for old tribal talk OR dispensing um justice on street of New York? Solving problem with big peace pipe OR kicking the shit out of someone while fucked on Red Stripe? ?? Die in squalor on a reservation OR destabilse the markets with Hyperinflation? These age old wisdoms of the redman, go in peace.
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Post by Donnalld Bethlehem on Oct 29, 2004 15:10:59 GMT
Singing "Fog on the Tyne" through a voice synthesiser OR stealing Stevie Wonders shoes, he'll be none the wiser?
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Post by Dim Javidson on Oct 29, 2004 17:26:52 GMT
Singing a song by Culture Club or spending an evening drinking meths in a pub.
Hunting in Africa and shooting a Bison or 13 rounds in the ring with Mike "bloody" Tyson.
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Post by Benny Mozart on Oct 30, 2004 9:46:08 GMT
A delicate sinfonetta with Handel OR a sickening tabloid pedo scandal?
Hanging round with Stravinsky and banging a drum OR a fight to the death with Konnie Huq's mum?
Subduing Wagner with a bevy of blades OR composing an Opera that endorses AIDS?
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Post by Jam master Jay on Nov 1, 2004 13:10:20 GMT
"Rappin bout the rhythm to the rhyme, the rhyme to the rhythm" OR covering a crying dwarf in jism?
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Post by Condublasney Piper on Nov 4, 2004 15:15:20 GMT
Worshipping false icons in a church/synagogue OR Testing a partially sighted person in a thick cloud of fog
Getting your work right out of the way OR Perving on women in a library all day
Finding an AIDS victim to taunt and deride OR Having a game of slapsies with a tall thalidomide
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Post by MERNARD BANING on Nov 4, 2004 22:51:40 GMT
IN WORLD WAR 2 FACING A SHERMAN TANK OR SITTING AT HOME AND HAVING A WANK PLAYING AN OLD ALBUM YOU HAVE BY RUSH OR FINDING OUT THE NEW USA PRESIDENT IS GEORGE BUSH THINKING AMERICAN ELECTIONS ARE ALL A SKANK OR STILL SITTING AT HOME STILL HAVING A WANK I MIGHT GO BLIND AT THIS RATE
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Post by sergeant fred on Nov 4, 2004 23:06:29 GMT
working hard or eating lard?
singing hymns or breaking limbs?
having a poo or eating a shoe?
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Post by Agent mario on Nov 4, 2004 23:48:34 GMT
bottling farts or breaking hearts? eating cheese or stealing keys? learning to skate or losing a mate? washing your hair whilst having a shit or finding a bear and poisioning it? learning how to dance or giving that person a second chance? enquiring minds do wonder....
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Post by Ted Maul on Nov 5, 2004 11:10:30 GMT
buying an indie compilation called "Shine" OR destroying a bus shelter and invoking a fine?
butter OR guns?
observing an otter while it feeds OR punishing those with special needs?
a badly paid job as a subsistence farmer OR holding someone to ransom with intention to harm her?
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Post by Dr Alimantado on Nov 5, 2004 15:48:20 GMT
Issuing an ASBO to an estate born teen OR Employing a lookalike of a pre-death James Dean
Helping an old person get through another day OR Having a vaccination to protect you from Gay
Starting off a solo Mexican Wave OR Dancing on a sex-offender's disgraced grave
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