TED MAUL HAS THAT REPORT
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Post by TED MAUL HAS THAT REPORT on Oct 26, 2004 11:04:34 GMT
At Lasseters with Lou OR hollowing out a canoe?
Orchestrating a coup OR beguiling a Jew?
Relaxin' with the folks OR telling Anne Frank's mum she smokes?
YOU DECIDE?
FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN BRAINTEASERS.
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Collaterley Sisters
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Post by Collaterley Sisters on Oct 26, 2004 11:08:09 GMT
Teaching a dog bout romance OR rampaging through France.
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Ted Maul with that report
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Post by Ted Maul with that report on Oct 26, 2004 13:36:00 GMT
Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster OR encasing a tedious child in plaster?
Saving a bear from the runaway bell OR constructing a place for a beaver to dwell?
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Post by David Sanction on Oct 26, 2004 13:55:07 GMT
Dicing your ear with a blade OR Eating your tea off Mairead
Being capped for the Democratic Republic Of Congo OR Wetting Cornford with a crate of Um Bongo
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Barbera Wintergreen
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Post by Barbera Wintergreen on Oct 26, 2004 14:02:26 GMT
Posing a danger in Illinois OR observing with intrigue the demise of Chris Roy?
Telling the bereaved "it didn't hurt that much" or telling David Blunkett "look but don't touch"?
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Post by Alabaster Codefy on Oct 26, 2004 14:15:01 GMT
Throwing a quadraplegic in a pool OR Suffocating John Aldridge with gruel
Sharing melon with a rampaging Mandrill OR Torturing a bent cop with Big Phil
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Brian Ohanrahanrahan
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Post by Brian Ohanrahanrahan on Oct 26, 2004 14:19:23 GMT
Giving disease to a girl you dont like OR hoping and praying for the return of the REICH!
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Post by Susannah Geckoloid on Oct 26, 2004 17:39:35 GMT
Always helping the old and the poor OR giving it all to beat Shipman's score?
Drawing a Swastika in the light of a lamp OR mustering a smile and bathing a tramp?
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Post by the rhymster on Oct 27, 2004 10:43:16 GMT
Mr Maestro selling five spots to kids OR Playing Slam with invalids?
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Post by I Need Help on Oct 27, 2004 11:10:21 GMT
Watching Question Time or World In Action , Or being left alone with Michael Jackson.
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Post by David Sanction on Oct 27, 2004 13:33:53 GMT
Dropping out of olympic marathons through exhaustion OR A pro-life campaigner considering abortion Putting on an accent which could be construed as Southern OR Burning a bank clerk in a Dachau style oven (This should do my Karma a whole world of barnogood)
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Post by TUBBY BROWN on Oct 27, 2004 14:13:17 GMT
Pulling a fit bird and pi**ing on her dress or having your picture in the Daily Express.
Eating more pies than Desperate Dan or getting torched alive by the Ku Klux Klan.
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Post by Martin Sheen on Oct 28, 2004 10:47:13 GMT
Talking like an American and saying "pardner" OR being caressed by an uphill gardener?
Blitzen Dasher Rudolf and Prancer OR Herpes Aids Flu and Cancer?
Saving a friendly fox from the hounds OR casually mocking a child with downs?
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Post by Valerie Sinartra on Oct 28, 2004 10:57:19 GMT
Saying Lidgett looks like a frog OR planting a bomb in a synagogue?
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Post by Barnard Menning on Oct 28, 2004 15:10:03 GMT
Spending all night on Hampsted Heath or shagging a bird that looks like Penelope Keith.
Finding out that you've got thrush or spending an evening with George Bush (think I'd rather have thrush)
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