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Post by Barno on Nov 5, 2004 15:43:00 GMT
Lets not forget when andy j is around....if you let him anywhere near it there will be some smartly dressed detectives around questioning you about 'illegal images'. We know what he's like.
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Post by Barno on Nov 5, 2004 15:51:07 GMT
Be VERY wary if he turns up with a webcam, two tubs of KY jelly, a box of dog biscuits, emmy and a leather corset tailor made for a dalmatian....he might wants to show his internet friends "Something to help thee keep warm in winter"
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Post by Barno on Nov 8, 2004 16:02:20 GMT
Ha ha! Our Uni has made a new homepage, and it features a different student or tutor on each time. Its just given me Economics Postgraduate; Peggy Sue Khumalo Great name,. wonder if she is related to Doctor Khumalo, the legendary Championship Manager/Kaiser Chiefs (not the shit band) midfield wizard... www.southafrica.info/ess_info/sa_glance/sports/doctorkhumalo.htm
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Post by Massive Bereavement on Nov 21, 2004 15:36:02 GMT
‘Danny Murphy’s been scoring with benders all season' - Bryan Robson.
cheers football365.com for making me giggle like a happy schoolgirl. heeeheeeheee
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Post by Barno on Nov 25, 2004 15:36:30 GMT
This man is a football legend. These are words...read
The Wit And Wisdom Of Harry Redknapp On his former West Ham striker: "John Hartson's got more previous than Jack the Ripper."
On the ignoble art of 'simulation': "Abou retaliated but the fellow went down as if he was dead, and then started rolling around."
On his relationship as Portsmouth’s director of football with the club’s then-manager: "I shall not be interfering with Graham Rix."
On tactics: "I sorted out the team formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When your husband's as ugly as me, you'd only want to talk football in bed."
On a training-ground scrap between Alvin Martin and Matthew Rush: "I've seen better fights at a wedding."
On Samassi Abou: "He don't speak the English too good."
On a striker he subsequently signed who went on to score just two goals for West Ham: "I look at Arsenal's bench and they have Davor Suker sitting there. The man's a legend and would score goals by the bucketload whoever he played for."
On West Ham’s Uefa Cup chances: "Where are we in relation to Europe? Not too far from Dover.”<br> On a spurned chance against Chelsea: "Joe Cole missed an open goal that my f*cking missus could have scored."
On the crowd barracking Michael Carrick: "Everyone f***ing jumps all over you. When Michael Carrick gave the ball away the other week there was 20,000 people c*nting him off. He give a bad ball and they are all f***ing 'weeerrrr.'"
On new signings: "With the foreigners it's more difficult. Most of them don't even bother with the golf, they don't want to go racing. They don't even drink."
On signing Portuguese winger Dani: "My missus fancies him. Even I don’t know whether to play him or f*ck him.”<br> On his playing career: "Even when we had Moore, Hurst and Peters, West Ham's average finish was about 17th. Which just shows how crap the other eight of us were."
On Paolo Di Canio's one-fingered gesture to Aston Villa fans: "From a still picture how does anybody know what Di Canio was doing? He might have been signalling to a team-mate about a tactic from a corner. He might have been gesturing a tactical change. He could have been showing that the score was 1-0."
On Samassi Abou’s mystery ailment: "The lad went home to the Ivory Coast and got a bit of food poisoning. He must have eaten a dodgy missionary or something."
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Post by Shuffles on Dec 1, 2004 12:41:34 GMT
A real funny moment occurred on Monday night, courtesy of our good friend Baron Von Barnoloid. Thus proving that Barno + Whiskey does indeed equal comedy. Well... it all happened as we were all pissed up on whiskey in the Roadhouse, Suddenly, everyone decides to invade the stage at the same time for a bit of a dance. It takes the bouncers a good 5 minutes to get everyone down; impose order; and make sure that all the equipment is safe. The moment that everyone gets the message that we're not supposed to be on the stage at all, Guru jumps onto the stage, points in the bouncers faces, and starts having a little bit of a dance. Barnoloid gets a clip round the ear, and his sheepish face is a complete picture as he is thrown out of the club... Had the hangover of my life yesterday.
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Post by Shuffles on Dec 13, 2004 13:10:56 GMT
Saturday night highlights:
1. Benny J's mushroom trip. Sampson goes one above Rashcroft seeing God in numbers by seeing God in Keogh's bedroom. 2. Spinders and Pegsy's conversation with Katz's friend.As if that wasn't funny enough, Guru walked into the kitchen afterwards and mistakenly thought that we were all laughing at him, so he lapped up the, 'applause', by marching round the room. 3. Akey walks into the room with a cuzza. Gives a bitter look in the direction of Binks and Cinzano, and goes, 'Nerr. K-I-S-S-I-N-G', in their faces.
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Post by dregs on Dec 13, 2004 13:37:49 GMT
haha we need some more D.C 5 memories, I cant hardly remember a thing!!
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Post by binks on Dec 13, 2004 14:58:46 GMT
say what you see akey
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Post by akes on Dec 13, 2004 17:17:06 GMT
Haha, my most unsincerest appologies Binks. That is the first night that I have ever had where i cannot remember very much. I think its safe to say Knob Creek will be making its way into my drinking rations very swiftly this christmas. Its fuckin quality.
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Post by binks on Dec 14, 2004 9:49:25 GMT
haha, nice one akes lad, was a class do though, music was quality all night, and when the room turned red the party really got started. did anyone have a camera? im sure i saw someone with one. was that you mitchell?
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Post by dregs on Dec 14, 2004 10:04:20 GMT
Keo's got a load of pictures developed, some of them are pretty funny. We are thinking of having new years at d.c if anyones up for it? go out on an all dayer then end up at ours, its better than town
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Post by Barno on Dec 14, 2004 13:46:12 GMT
I did notice that about 35% of keo's pictures are of the females in attendance...hmm, thats not like Keo is it! I was still djaying at half 6, although it was only to a sleeping Drakey! Benny J is a man of many words...most of them criminal. And Gimp is a fucking legend...well sorted out the errant Goldie lookin chain members who seemed in attendanceOh yeah, and 'Tropical Hotdog Nite' and 'Soon' were moments of pure pleasure if i remember rightly
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Post by dregs on Dec 14, 2004 14:37:50 GMT
dont forget Barbarism, that was quality too
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Post by akes on Dec 14, 2004 17:20:29 GMT
yo funsters. Yeah New years eve has got my vote, it would be ruddy quality. Saw Stew in town today and he thinks you should as well. So this my attempt at peer pressure. How are you taking that pressure? Is it hurting. I hope it is
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