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Post by Barno on Nov 1, 2004 13:22:51 GMT
I once convinced an ex-housemate and his girlfriend that Mules were invented by an aristocrat. We know when a male donkey shags a horse the result is an impotent dopey mule.
I inverted this idea and convinced rob & Helen that in the 1800's, a landowner had a horse that got so randy that he tried to have sex with the landowner's young son. Thinking that he needed an animal with horse like qualities but not the same sexual potency this aristocrat combined a male horse with a female donkey to produce a mule (in fact, a male horse/female donkey combination produces a whinny). God knows how two Manchester University undergraduates belived this laughable story, although one was a girl, and they can be quite stupid....
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Post by may on Nov 1, 2004 13:49:08 GMT
hmmmmmmm...
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Post by Barno on Nov 1, 2004 14:21:02 GMT
Hey, ive said it before i'll say it again...im not racist, homophobic, sexist or anything like that. I just think women should be banned from football stadiums and also from pubs where football is being shown until the game and post match anaylsis has been wrapped up.............. Is that too much to ask? Just think how bad it was in the old days, when you could legally tar and feather your wife for not having the jock put on at the right time, and have them put on a torture rack for 10 hours for not ironing your shirts correctly. I know benny J wants to re-invoke these laws....he isnt the only one
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Post by Florin Raducioiu on Nov 1, 2004 14:44:04 GMT
they should be allowed in, just (girls and boys) shouldnt talk about stuff what they dont know anything about, talking about football when they dont know owt about anything and pretending to love it. prime example Louise Harrison ("hiya" - "Fuck off!"- summed up what we were all thinking), thats why she got abuse, because she pretended she was number 1 fan, when really shes a big fat loser
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Post by Sammy T on Nov 1, 2004 15:04:05 GMT
" My favorite keeper is probably Kasey Keller".....more great words from overweight legend Fats N'Dulli-one of the worlds leading girls who pretend to know about football offenders
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Post by Barno on Nov 1, 2004 15:30:22 GMT
Agreed then.....separate spheres should, largely, remain separate spheres. You dont see us blokes getting falsely excited when England play in the Netball World Cup and wrapping ourselves in a st george flag do you? When it comes to major tournaments, every tom, dick and sharon wants a piece of the football pie. When it comes to watching the highlights to a dismal Rumbelows Cup 5th round where are the women then? I ask you, where?
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Post by a girl on Nov 1, 2004 16:27:43 GMT
dear oh dear. boys dont like it when girls watch football coz they think its their sport ie a blokes sport. nah soz. fair enough some people, who may happen to be girls, may not be 100% clued up about everything to do with football but so what? just coz you boys find it entertaining to come up with all sorts of exciting trivia questions to test each other with. I dont admit that I know everything to do with football but I like it and I know enough. to say your not sexist your making a bloody good job of acting it: 'I just think women should be banned from football stadiums and also from pubs where football is being shown until the game and post match anaylsis has been wrapped up..............' hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Post by a girl on Nov 1, 2004 16:58:26 GMT
no it isnt - i 4got to log in
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Post by garykeogh on Nov 1, 2004 17:00:50 GMT
Sorry. I should have realised.
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Post by a girl on Nov 1, 2004 17:05:05 GMT
y shud you have realised?
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Post by garykeogh on Nov 2, 2004 8:57:39 GMT
Emma Shaw isnt the sharpest tool in the shed.
So I dont think she would be able to write that much on a computer.
She's a lovely girl tho so dont think im bullying her or anything! ;D
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Post by Barno on Nov 2, 2004 14:14:33 GMT
G Man Barnoloid is not a sexist I just like winding people up I often pretend to be racist as well, all the more funny considering my mongrel Anglo-Indian-Greek blood
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Post by Barno on Nov 2, 2004 14:38:37 GMT
That came out wrong. What I meant to say was, I often test people's perceptions of me by making contentious comments with faux prejudices. Its all in jest and i dont mean those things....ive got gay, black and female friends (the token response of someone being accused of prejudice)...actually thats a lie, i dont know any gayers or darkies
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Post by a girl on Nov 2, 2004 18:26:02 GMT
well you sure wound me up - your lucky I can forgive and forget.
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Post by tony bwealthy on Nov 3, 2004 10:11:41 GMT
i wouldnt barnett, you dont want to get into a conversation about footy or you could end up blowing your brains out, especially with this A Girl (which i doubt is her real name)
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